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Thursday, November 03, 2005

NBA "Preview" Northwest Division

This is a continuation of our NBA "Preview" where we at the Roscoe Report tell you who'd we fight in the likely case another brawl starts at the Palace. It's always good to be prepared.

Denver Nuggets - Earl Boykins is probably our best chance to actually win one of these, but we have so many memories of him at Eastern Michigan, back when they used to call him Earl "The Squirrel" and he hit turnaround midcourt jumpers like he practiced them, that we couldn't possibly do any harm to that lovable scamp. We'd most likely circle Voshon Lenard until he got tired, then we'd just push him over.

Minnesota Timberwolves - There's so many white guys on this team, it's hard to choose. There's always BWS Nikoloz Tskitishvili, but he's been working out. Does Mark Madsen still have a mouth guard? We're going to assume so and that influences our decision. We choose the injury prone pretty boy, Wally World.

Portland Trailblazers - Goofy looking white guard? Yes sir! Steve Blake is the choice.

Seattle Supersonics - We think we could do a better job than Kobe Bryant in this fight. We're coming for you, Ray Allen.

Utah Jazz - We hate Carlos Boozer as much as everyone else.


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