NBA "Preview" Pacific Division
Los Angeles Clippers - Good lord, Mike Dunleavy.
Los Angeles Lakers - Just like Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy, we choose the Rapist.
Sacramento Kings - Their jumbotron guys get serious consideration. The Maloof brothers maybe, but we desperately want to be their friends. We go with the underdog Big White Stiff, Luke Schensher. Mostly because he has a posse.