The Roscoe! Report

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Brian Moorman, athlete

The Roscoe! Report now has a favorite punter. And all due respect to Jeff Feagles, we (heart) Brian Moorman.

At the Pro Bowl skills competition, (which is easily better than the pro bowl game) Brian Moorman competed against the likes of Cato June and Larry Johnson. Our man Brian Moorman actually did fairly well, finishing fourth. He also was apparently the only one going in with a game plan, electing to skip the sled-driving portion and taking the 5-second penalty. (He was initially DQ'd, but called for an official review was later simply assessed the penalty.) Then, not to rest on his laurels, he competed in the Fastest Man competition, where he had the best start of anybody on the day. He told Suzy Kolber he wanted to compete in the kicking competition but punters weren't allowed. All those shenanigans plus he got some screentime with the lovely Suzy Kolber. That earns you a lifetime pass to Roscoe! Report HQ in Southeastern Michigan.

Brian Moorman, you sir are an inspiration for us all. Enjoy your trip to Hawaii, you earned it.

Upon further review, this shouldn't have been unexpected. Brian Moorman was a three-time state champ in the 110 meter hurdles.

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