Our favorite NBA owner west of Bill Davidson responded to insinuations and accusations coming from the mouth and mind of the Zenmaster. No convoluted stats in this reponse or any talk of this toilet/bidet from the future, just the good ol'fashioned internet smack down:
Mark Cuban owns Phil Jackson.
Excellent work Cuban. But we at the Roscoe! Report wish he had gone all the way with the internet speak and had called Jackson a noob and spelled owned "pwned." The fine fellows at fark.com would have had a field day.
(Btw, that is the best sign in the history of sporting events, even better than "Kobe Bryant forces Penetration On and Off the Court.")