The Roscoe! Report's Great Lawn Adventure
My sister's graduation party is this Sunday in lovely Southeastern Michigan. I, therefore, have spent most of the week preparing my family's yard for the event. Having spread all the mulch, some time remains for experimenting with mowing. I have 4 days (the rest of today, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning) to make my mom's lawn appear professionally manicured by a stadium groundskeeper. Why you may ask? Why not? I might even get a tan as a result.
(Note, there is a book on this subject, available only in hard cover. I will not buy it, I'm doing this myself.)